It seems this SMS is doing the rounds currently in Mumbai:
"Thank you BMC, Thank U CM,
So what if you did not convert Mumbai into Shanghai.
U did one step better by converting Mumbai into Venice"
Image from Mid-Day (thanks to SBR for the info)
From the mind of a nerdy chemical engineer
that feed on their viscosity,
and little whorls have lesser whorls
and so on to viscosity